A midget complained to his doctor that his testicles ached all the time.

The physician told the midget to drop his pants. The doctor then lifted him up onto the table to take a look.

Putting one finger under the left testicle, the doctor had the midget cough. "Hmmm" said the doctor. Then, putting his finger under the right testicle, the doc asked the midget to cough again.

"Ahhh!" said the doctor, as he reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip on the right side & then snip, snip, snip on the left side.

The doctor then told the midget to pull up his pants and see if he still ached.

The midget was delighted with the result. He walked around the doc's office and his testicles did not ache.

"What did you do Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."