A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a message
to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her that it will
cost her $300, she exclaims, "I don't have any money...but I'll
do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!" To
that the man asks, "Anything?"
And the blonde says, "Yes.... ANYTHING!!" With that the man
says, "Follow me!"

He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close
the door." She does this and then he says, "Get on your knees."
She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does. Then
he says, "Go ahead, take it out." With that, she takes it out
and holds it with both hands. And then the man says somewhat
impatiently, "Well, go ahead!!"

She then brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it
very closely to her lips, she says, "HELLO...?, MUM?"