A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all his stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in and asks what he's doing.

"I'm leaving!" he replies. "They just made homosexuality legal."

"So why leave now?" queries his roomie.

"Gays have been part of the scene here for years and years."

"Yeah, I know." he replied. "I'm getting the hell out of here before the damn fools make it compulsory."