英语巴士网

A Speeding Motorist(超速的司机)

分类: 英语笑话 
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded. "Yes, sir," replied the driver.  "Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"  "I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.  Notes:  (1) patrol n.巡逻  (2) blinking adj.闪烁的  (3) siren n.警笛  (4) pull over(将车、船等)开向一边让其他车、船超越  (5) run off with(sb.)与…私奔  Exercises:  根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):  ① The motorist speeded on the highway.  ② The motorist didn't know what blinking lights and siren meant.         ③ The driver didn't pull over.  ④ The motorist's wife ran off with the policeman last month.  ⑤ The motorist didn't expect his wife to come back to him.  121.超速的司机  一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。“难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗?”他责问道。  “知道,长官,”司机回答说。  “那你为什么不立即靠边停车?”  “我本来想这样做的,长官。”那男子回答说,“但上个月我妻子和一位警察私奔了,我是害怕你把她带回来。”  练习参考答案:  ①T②F③F④F⑤T

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