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我没有睡着

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         I Wasn't Asleep

 When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,  and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

 "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

 "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

 "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我没有睡着

当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!”

  “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

  “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

  “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

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