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一位前台小姐的八级英语!!!

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前台小姐:“hello.”你好

老外:“hi.”嗨 前台小姐:“you have what thing?”你有什么事? 老外:“can you speak english?”你能讲英语吗? 前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” 如果我讲的不是英语,那是什么? 老外:“can anybody else speak english?” 有没有其它人会讲英语? 前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” 你自己看看,所有人都在忙,没人有时间,你能等就等,不能等就走! 老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 天哪,这里有没有人能讲英语? 前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?” 你叫什么叫,安静一点,你来这里有什么事? 老外:“i want to speak to your head.”我想找你们领导 前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!” 头不在,你明天来!

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