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Doing Cartwheel

分类: 英语笑话 

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel(横翻筋斗) while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties(女式短裤) ."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked
him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

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