Alanis Morissette - Ironic

讽刺

An old man turned ninety-eight

有个老人今年九十八岁

He won the lottery and died the next day

他中了乐透但是隔天就翘了

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

就像是一杯法国红酒里有只黑苍蝇

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

就像是迟了二分钟的死刑赦免

Isn't it ironic... don't you think?

实在是很讽刺．．．不是吗？

It's like rain on your wedding day

就像是婚礼那天下大雨

It's a free ride when you've already paid

就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理

Who would've thought... it figures

谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

安全第一先生很怕坐飞机

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

有一天他收拾了行李跟孩子们吻别

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

他等了整整一辈子终於要来坐这趟飞机

And as the plane crashed down he thought

当飞机失事坠毁的当下，他心里想

'Well isn't this nice...

「喔，这真好啊！」

And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

这真讽刺啊，你不觉得吗？

It's like rain on your wedding day

就像是婚礼那天下大雨

It's a free ride when you've already paid

就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理

Who would've thought... it figures

谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

我想，生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下

When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

当你认为一切都没有问题，事情进行都很顺利的时候

And life has a funny way of helping you out when

生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把

You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows upIn your face

当你觉得你倒楣到家，一切都已经在你眼前搞砸了的时候

A traffic jam when you're already late

你已经迟到了还交通堵塞

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

你可以休息抽菸，偏偏禁止吸菸

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

就像是有上万支汤匙但你需要的是刀子

It's meeting the man of my dreams

就像是终於遇见你的梦中王子

And then meeting his beautiful wife

同时还看到他身旁的美丽妻子

And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

这还真讽刺‧‧‧你不觉得吗？

A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

有点太讽刺了‧‧‧是啊，我相信

It's like rain on your wedding day

就像是婚礼那天下大雨

It's a free ride when you've already paid

就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理

Who would've thought... it figures

谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把

Helping you out

帮你一把

歌词天空

An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the 1.________ and died the next day

It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay

It’s a death row pardon two 2.________  too late

Chorus:

And isn’t it ironic… don’t you think

It’s like rain on your 3.________ day

It’s a free ride when you’ve already 4.________ 

It’s the good 5. ________ 

 that you just didn’t take

Who would’ve thought… it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to 6. ________ 

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

He waited his whole damn life to take that 7.________ 

And as the plane crashed down he thought

“Well isn’t this nice…”

(Chorus)

Well life has a 8.________  way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going 9.________ 

And 10.________  has a funny way of helping you out when

You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up

In your face

A traffic jam when you’re already 11.________ 

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette 12.________ 

It’s like ten thousand 13.________  when all you need is a knife

It’s meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his 14.________  wife

And isn’t it ironic…don’t you think

A little too ironic…and, yeah, I really do think…

(Chorus)

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Helping you out