A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. 

A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes.

"The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* It's done.

The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle." *poof* It's done.

The bear says "I wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* It's done.

The rabbit says "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* It's done.

The bear is thinking to himself "why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well." "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* It's done.

The rabbit says "For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay." And he rides off on his motorcycle.