The Perfect Son 完美的儿子
分类: 英语笑话
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
A:我有一个很完美的儿子。
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽。
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝。
B:他会不会很晚回家?
A:不会。
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了。