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到底有谁了解男人这东西

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        The nice men are ugly
好男人不帅

The handsom men are not nice
帅男人不好

The handsom and nice men are gay
又好有帅的男人是同性恋

The hadsom ,nice and heterosexual men are maryied
又好又帅又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了

The men who are not so handsom but are nicer men have no money
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱

The men who are not so handsom but are nicer men have mony think we are after their mony.不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱

The hadsom men without mony are after our mony
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱

The handsom men ,who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautful enogh .不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮

The men who think we are beautiful,that are heterosexual ,somewhat nice and have mony are cowards.又好又有钱又是异性恋的又觉得我们漂亮的男人都没有胆量

The men who are somewhat handsom ,somewhat nice and have some mony and thank god are heterosexual are shy and never make the fist move!!
又帅又好又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏又害羞而且从不采取主动.

The men who never make the fist move ,automatically lose interst on us when we take the initialtive .那些从不采取主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就会对我们失去兴趣.

now ......who in the hell understands men ?
现在..到底有谁了解男人这东西
 

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