The 1st, you could be voted 'most valuable best team player super person in the whole darned office'. And if you aren't, gosh, you should be. Yep, you're a heck of a productive employee, and the people around you really appreciate the way you keep the ball rolling. The 5th, you get a real boost. Is it a phone call from a soon-to-be special somebody? Or do you just plain wake up feeling good? Could be both, you know. The 7th, if you've been trying to break the habit you have of getting really, really annoyed when one of your coworkers wanders into your cubicle and places their half-eaten donut on your desk and then leaves to take a phone call so that you have to pick up that nastily salivated upon pink-glazed confection and walk it over to their cubicle before it goes stale, then heck, you'll have a great opportunity to test your resolution to be more patient (when they do it again). The 12th, get creative and you'll come up with something beautiful. By the 17th, don't forget to floss (and double-check your facts and figures in the company report). The 21st, give yourself a break -- you've earned it! By the 25th, you'll be ready to spend the evening out. Is it a charity ball? Or a big family bash? Enjoy it either way. The 30th, bring it on -- whatever it is -- you're ready!