901
Sorry about
the trailer, Jack.

902
Muskrat.

903
It's okay, Bernard.

904
There's no way we're not
telling him this weekend.

905
I know.
That's what I was saying.

906
So, what do you wanna do?

907
I'm not sure. I never
thought this'd be an issue.

908
I thought we'd be married
before we got pregnant.

909
Hey.
What?

910
Why don't we move
the wedding up to next month?

911
What?

912
Then we'll tell your dad

913
you got pregnant
on the honeymoon.

914
Oh, my God, yeah,
that could work.

915
Yeah. It's perfect, right? Yeah.

916
Okay. Good.
Just follow my lead.

917
Okay.
Okay.

918
Without further ado,
my famous Focker Fondue.

919
Come on, dig in. Come on.
Get it while it's hot.

920
That is so impressive, Bernie.
Did you do that yourself?

921
Oh, sure.
Oh! I love to cook.

922
I can't even fry an egg.

923
True.

924
I burn cornflakes.

925
I'm amazed
he finds the time to cook

926
with such a high-powered
legal career.

927
High-powered?

928
I wouldn't exactly call--
Uh-oh!

929
You kicked me.
Why did you kick me?

930
I kick-- kicked you
because you're being modest

931
and you should tell people that
you are a good lawyer, which he is,

932
a- a-and he has fought

933
some really big,
important legal battles.

934
Truth is, Jack, when Gay was
born, I stopped practicing

935
and became
a stay-at-home dad.

936
Oh, believe me,

937
he won a trial or two
in his day.

938
Oh!
Extremely good trial lawyer.

939
A regular Clarence Darrow.

940
So Roz was
the primary breadwinner

941
and you didn't have a job?

942
Dad.

943
Honey, come on, you could say
he had the hardest job.

944
Oh, he's-- he's just kidding.

945
Of course, I'm... Yes.

946
Why don't we jump into
the topic of the hour, hmm,

947
the big
Focker-Byrnes wedding.

948
Yes. Good.

949
I know we've been talking
about a-- a fall wedding...

950
Is that Isabel?

951
Oh, yeah. Our former
housekeeper, Isabel.

952
You know, she has her own catering
business now, isn't that great?

953
And-- and I asked her to come and help
Bernie in the kitchen this weekend.

954
You didn't tell me
she was here.

955
Gay had a monster crush on
her when he was a teenager.

956
Really?

957
I didn't have
any monster crush.

958
You didn't tell me
about that.

959
Yeah. Because it's not true.

960
Oh, not true? Then I didn't catch
you doing baziga to her passport photo

961
when you were, what, 13?

962
Honey, stop.

963
I walk in the door...

964
Where is he?

965
Oh, there's my baby!

966
Hey!

967
Good to see you.

968
Mmm. Good to see you.

969
I-- I haven't
seen you in years.

970
I know.

971
Mmm.
Yes, you...

972
Wow! Yeah. Look at you.
You look...

973
I know.

974
Yeah. You look...

975
I had a boob job.
Wow.

976
Yeah. Yeah.

977
Hey! This is, uh,
Dina and Jack Byrnes.

978
Mucho gusto.

979
Hi, Isabel.

980
Mucho gusto.

981
And this is Pam Byrnes,
my fianc?e.

982
Encantada.

983
Nice to meet you, too.

984
Not yet married,
and already a little one?

985
And he is
a handsome little Focker.

986
See?

987
Oh, no. He's not a Focker.

988
Yeah, no.
He's not mine.

989
And still you stayed
to raise her child?

990
Good for you.

991
No, he's Pam's nephew.

992
He has no connection
to Greg whatsoever.

993
I love you, too.

994
Mama! Mama!
Mama!

995
Little Jack, no.

996
Those aren't for you.

997
Mom.

998
I think I'll take
him inside.

999
Good idea.

1000
You're a very
lucky woman, Pam.