1101
Oh, and you kept
all of his baby teeth.

1102
Look at his
darling little teeth,

1103
isn't that sweet?

1104
Uh-oh, somebody looks
very grumpy there.

1105
Oh, that's Gay with the mohel.

1106
The mohel?
No.

1107
He's the man who snips
the baby's little winkydink.

1108
See, that's Greg getting
circumcised, right here.

1109
We had the ceremony
at my parents' house

1110
but there was a cold snap
and... Tell him.

1111
The heater conked out.

1112
Mom.

1113
No matter how hard he tried,
the mohel couldn't coax

1114
Greg's tiny little turtle
from its shell.

1115
You know what? Let's not talk
about the tiny turtle, okay?

1116
Let's... Th-this is dinner.

1117
Honey, half the people
at this table have penises.

1118
Mom, control yourself.

1119
Roz, he's right.
You're embarrassing him.

1120
Okay, I'm sorry.

1121
Make a long story short, Jack,
he wound up with a semicirc.

1122
What's a semicirc?

1123
I can't wait to hear this.

1124
What? It's a cross between
an ant eater and--

1125
A German Army helmet.

1126
But, honey... Oh!

1127
You wanted to talk
about the wedding, right?

1128
Don't tell me you kept
his umbilical cord.

1129
Of course not,
that's Greg's foreskin.

1130
All right, you know what? That's it.
That's-- that's enough humiliation.

1131
Honey, stop.
We're having fun.

1132
No, I'm not having fun.

1133
Why deny us our memories?

1134
Because we're done!

1135
Anyone in the mood
for Chinese?

1136
You told me
your first time

1137
was with the Danish transfer
student in high school.

1138
Yeah, well, you weren't
exactly forthcoming

1139
about your engagement
with Kevin.

1140
Yeah, well,
he wasn't my babysitter.

1141
Okay, I should have
told you, all right.

1142
Can we just let
it go, please?

1143
We both got enough stuff
to deal with this weekend.

1144
Oh, hi, Jack.

1145
Hello, Greg.

1146
Funny dinner, huh?

1147
How do you mean?

1148
I know that you are studying my
family like the frozen caveman.

1149
So, I just, I don't want
you to be worried, okay?

1150
I mean, they're
a little quirky,