1751
Okay, fine,
but, Dad, this is a secret.

1752
We can't tell Jack
till after we are married.

1753
Why? We are honest people.

1754
No! I can't stand
this secrecy anymore. Why?

1755
Be quiet.

1756
Why should we diminish our joy

1757
just because they live
in denial?

1758
Seriously.

1759
I promised Pam, okay?

1760
She thinks it'll break
his heart if he finds out.

1761
I'm not gonna take a drink.

1762
Your father's right.

1763
This is the 21st century!
Married or not,

1764
there's no shame
in fatherhood!

1765
This is
the fruit of your loins.

1766
That is so beautiful.

1767
Say that to him again.

1768
This is the fruit of your loins!

1769
This is
the fruit of your loins!

1770
Okay. Let's toast
and let's make a sandwich,

1771
and Mom wants
to be the cheese.

1772
Jack Byrnes,
what are you doing?

1773
What did you do?

1774
You okay there, Jacko?

1775
What's the matter
What happened?

1776
I was, uh, coming to apologize

1777
and my back went into spasm.

1778
It's very tender from that
horrific football accident.

1779
Yeah, I feel it.

1780
My God, you're knotted
like a pretzel.

1781
You must be
in a lot of pain, huh?

1782
I don't mind pain.
I learn from pain.

1783
Pain-shmain.
My fingers are magic.

1784
Come on,
let me work out the kinks.

1785
Oh. That's a
lovely offer, Jack.

1786
Uh, no, thanks. I'll be fine.

1787
My wife does
wonderful bodywork, Jack.

1788
I don't think he needs it.

1789
Okay, handsome, shirt off.

1790
I'd rather have it on,
thank you.

1791
Oh, no dice.

1792
No, no, no.
It has to come off.

1793
Ah, lovely.

1794
You know,

1795
most back pain
is psychological.

1796
We carry our
emotional baggage

1797
right here in our muscles.

1798
I've been watching you, Jack.

1799
Studying your body language.

1800
And you're a very sensual man.