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Let's go check the television,
see what we get.

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l sure hope no part of him
gets left behind.

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What do you mean?

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Well, sometimes only half
of the little pieces find their way through.

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lf you had to choose only one half
of your son, which one would it be?

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What kind of a question is that?

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No need to snap. Just a question.

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Try every channel.
I'm starting to feel a little anxious.

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-There he is.
-Mike.

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The most important thing

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That we've ever learned

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The most important thing we've learned
As far as children are concerned

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Is never, never let them near
The television set

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Or better still just don't install
The idiotic thing at all

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Never, never let them
Never, never let them

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Never, never let them

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Never, never let them

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It rots the senses in the head

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It keeps imagination dead

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It clogs and clutters up the mind

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It makes a child so dull and blind

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So dull, so dull

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He can no longer understand
A fairy tale, a fairyland

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A fairyland, a fairyland

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His brain becomes as soft as cheese

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His thinking powers rust and freeze

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He cannot think, he only sees

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Regarding little Mike Teavee

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We very much regret that we

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Regret that we

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Shall simply have to wait and see

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Wait and see, wait and see

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Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see

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We very much regret that we

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Shall simply have to wait and see

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If we can get him back his height

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But if we can't

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It serves him right

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Somebody grab him.

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Help me.

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Help me.

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Oh, thank heavens.
He's completely unharmed.

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Unharmed? What are you talking about?

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Just put me back in the other way.

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There is no other way.

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lt's television, not telephone.
There's quite a difference.

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And what exactly do you propose
to do about it?

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l don't know.

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But young men are extremely springy.
They stretch like mad.

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-Let's go put him in the taffy puller.
-Taffy puller?