651
- Did you mean that thing] you said?
- What thing]?

652
- You know what thing].
- No, I don't know what thing].

653
The thing] thing].

654
Now, let's see, there are any number
of thing]s, um...

655
in an afternoon full
of all sorts of thing]s,

656
so l, um,...

657
The thing] where you said
you're not, um,...

658
That you're not,
not even thinking] about, um...

659
What's the matter?

660
Let's g]et a drink.

661
I'm g]oing] to g]o to the loo,
then I'm g]oing] to come back.

662
And then we're g]oing] to be civilised.

663
[telephone]

664
Ifyou have a message for Mark Darcy,
speak after the tone.

665
[beep]

666
Mark, it's Rebecca. Are you there?

667
Obviously not.
Probably still out with Bridget.

668
Um... Anyway, I hope lunch
with the parents went well.

669
I'm sure you were dutiful
and very polite, as usual.

670
Er... Whatever. Anyway, look, maybe
give me a ring when you get back.

671
I thought I might pop round
for a nightcap.

672
But I suppose that's a silly idea.
Bridget's probably there.

673
- Sleep tight.
- [beep]

674
Oh, Christ, what now?

675
Are you or are you not having] an affair
with Rebecca Gillies?

676
I won't dig]nify that question
with an answer.

677
Rig]ht.

678
All I did was g]o to the loo.

679
Bridg]et!

680
Bridg]et.

681
That's not your coat.

682
Oh, rig]ht.

683
Oh, Bridg]et, what are you doing]?

684
I read you should never date someone if
you can think of three reasons not to.

685
- Can you think of three?
- Yes.

686
- Which are?
- Well, first off, I embarrass you.

687
I can't ski, I can't ride,
I can't speak Latin.

688
My leg]s only come up to here and yes,
I will always be a little bit fat.

689
And you, you fold your underpants
before you g]o to bed.

690
- Now, hang] on, that can't be a reason.
- No, it's not a reason.

691
But you're not perfect either.

692
You look down your nose
at absolutely everyone,

693
and you're incapable of doing] anything]
spontaneous or potentially affectionate.

694
It feels like you're waiting]
to find someone in the VlP room

695
who's, who's so fantastic...

696
just the way she is,

697
that you don't need to fix her.

698
Bridg]et, this is mad.

699
Perhaps you've already found her.

700
Do you want to marry me?