751
-  No more small talk...
- [Bridget] Bloody know-it-all.

752
New York: the Big, Juicy Apple.

753
The city that never sleeps
with the same person two nights running.

754
My favourite place in America, where Sex
And The City isn't just a programme,

755
it's a promise.

756
[bell]

757
- [phone rings]
- [man] Morning], Rach.

758
Sorry.

759
Oh, cheer up, misery g]uts.
I have g]ood news for you.

760
[chuckles] Sure, rig]ht.

761
What's the ang]le?
I interview some rocket scientist

762
while he looks throug]h my skirt
with X-ray g]lasses?

763
No.

764
Althoug]h that is a bloody g]ood idea.

765
No. The fact is The Smooth Guide
is doing] very well with women,

766
but the network want us to cast
a wider net and use a Smooth Guide-ess.

767
Me? With Daniel Cleaver?

768
It's the next log]ical step.
I think Thailand is first on the list.

769
No. I won't do it.

770
Not now.
Not in a million years from now.

771
- Excuse me?
- I am a top television journalist,

772
not some boorish bint in a bikini.

773
Really? Strong] words from somebody
who doesn't know where Germany is.

774
- [snig]g]ering]]
- Who told you that?

775
Cleaver. He said he couldn't be expected
to g]o out with someone

776
who thoug]ht lran was David Bowie's wife,
and who didn't know where Germany was.

777
Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist,
disg]usting] specimen of humanity,

778
that I wouldn't share a lift with,
let alone a job.

779
Come on, Jones, there must have been
something] you liked about me.

780
Come on, Jones, there must have been
something] you liked about me.

781
Well,... you have a nice car.

782
And quite nice manners.
Outside the bedroom.

783
But that's about it.

784
And by the way,
I know exactly where Germany is.

785
The question is do you know the location
of your arsehole?

786
As a matter of fact, I do know the
exact location of my arsehole. And hers.

787
Oh, come on, Jones,
it was just a silly joke.

788
Not a very funny one.

789
- Go on, then.
- What?

790
Where is it? Where is Germany?

791
- Next to France.
- And?

792
And also Belg]ium,...

793
Poland. And it has a sea coast.

794
Which sea?

795
Oh, sod it. Now, look,

796
I think we should talk
about Finch's sug]g]estion.

797
I am g]oing] to Thailand, Jones.

798
Wouldn't you like to be
my little Girl Guide?

799
Thailand?

800
- You'll shag] before you leave Heathrow.
- I'll be perfectly fine.