1101
[woman speaks Thai]

1102
Oh, God, 28 hours.

1103
How much longer?

1104
[man] Jones.
Bridg]et Jones, you come now.

1105
[clang]]

1106
Charlie Parker-Knowles,
Assistant Consul.

1107
Thank God you're here.

1108
Um, shall we...

1109
I really had absolutely
nothing] to do with it.

1110
Jed planned the whole thing].

1111
That's why he snog]g]ed Shazzer,
who's much older than him

1112
and slig]htly past her peak.

1113
Yes, he sounds the most frig]htful shit.

1114
Mmm.

1115
The bore is everyone who g]ets caug]ht
has exactly the same story,

1116
so unless we find this, this Jed fellow
and g]et a full confession,

1117
you're on a bit of a sticky wicket.

1118
Well, how sticky?

1119
Something] like 1 5 to 20 years.

1120
- [whispers] 1 5 years?
- Or maybe ten if we're lucky.

1121
Ten years!

1122
In here?

1123
[Bridget] Very black.

1124
All my life I've had the feeling
something terrible was about to happen.

1125
Now it has.

1126
Bijjit, rig]ht?

1127
Bridg]et, actually.

1128
My name Phrao.

1129
You're my friend?

1130
- Steady on!
- Superbra!

1131
You lend me. One day, two cig]arette.

1132
Oh. [laug]hs]

1133
Well, I'll think about it.

1134
Actually, I was thinking] of g]iving] up,

1135
but that was before I was arrested
and thrown into a Thai prison

1136
for ten to 1 5 years. [laug]hs]

1137
Circumstances chang]e.

1138
No, it really, really is "touched".

1139
"Like a vir-g]in,
touched for the very first time".

1140
- No, you wrong].
- No.

1141
 Like a wersion

1142
- Vir-g]in.
-  Fucked for the very first time

1143
- Touched.
-  Like a wersion

1144
[Bridget] Ten years of this?!

1145
Stop! Enoug]h. Enoug]h.

1146
If you're g]oing] to do it,
you really oug]ht to do it properly.

1147
After all, Madonna is nothing]
if not a perfectionist.

1148
Five, six, seven, eig]ht and one...

1149
 Like a virgin

1150
 Touched for the very first time