1301
You know what, mate?

1302
If you're so obsessed with Bridg]et
Jones, why don't you just marry her?

1303
'Cause then she'd definitely shag] me.

1304
 I believe in a thing called love

1305
 Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

1306
 I believe in a thing called love

1307
- [man] Bridg]et!
- [second man] Bridg]et! Over here!

1308
[reporters shout]

1309
- What was it like?
- How did you survive?

1310
Any g]irl who's been sing]le in London
knows how to handle herself.

1311
- Darling]!
- [man] Will you be g]oing] back?

1312
Sorry I didn't write.
I've just been so busy.

1313
Hello, darling]. You look lovely.

1314
- Skinny, but lovely.
- Oh, thank you.

1315
- [reporters shout]
- Oh, it's g]ood to be home.

1316
- [Mr Jones] Cig]g]y?
- No, no, thanks.

1317
- I've g]iven up ag]ain.
- Shame. I find them very useful.

1318
I take g]reat comfort in the fact they
mig]ht kill me before thing]s g]et worse.

1319
The Darcys rang] to say how pleased
they were you were out.

1320
I rather thoug]ht Mark mig]ht be here
to meet you.

1321
Yes, but you must remember we split up.

1322
So no hope there?

1323
No hope there.

1324
Believe me,
next time I will not fuck it up, Mum.

1325
- Lang]uag]e, darling].
- Sorry.

1326
Next time, I will not fuck it up...

1327
-...Mother.
- [Mr Jones laug]hs]

1328
[ Robbie Williams: Misunderstood]

1329
 Trying to be misunderstood

1330
 But it doesn't do me any good

1331
 Love the way they smiled at me

1332
 Hold that face for eternity

1333
 Now let them all fly off

1334
 When it comes down

1335
 It all comes down

1336
 And you will not be found

1337
 When it's over

1338
 It's all over

1339
 Even if I make a sound...

1340
Surprise!

1341
- Hello.
- Hello.

1342
- [Tom] Oh, darling].
- Hiya.

1343
Bridg]et...

1344
I'm so sorry.

1345
It's all rig]ht.

1346
Well, thank God for Mark Darcy.
I mean, he mig]ht be a boring] arse,

1347
but he performed a miracle.

1348
That's a bit of an overstatement.

1349
He actually seems
to be the villain of this piece.

1350
He's a top human rig]hts lawyer and he
left it to someone else to g]et me out.