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- Hi Honey.
- Hi mom.

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You feeling any better?

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A little bit.

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Guess what.

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What?

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Grandfather's here.

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Mom, can't you tell him
that I'm sick?

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You're sick,
that's why he's here.

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He'll pinch my cheek.
I hate that.

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Maybe he won't.

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Hey! How's the sickie? Heh?

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I think
I'll leave you two pals alone.

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- I brought you a special present.
- What is it?

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Open it up.

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A book?!

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That's right. When I was your age,
television was called books.

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And this is a special book.

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It was the book my father
used to read to me when I was sick,

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and I used to read it
to your father.

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And today,
I'm gonna read it to you.

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Has it got any sports in it?

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Are you kidding?
Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge.

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Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes.

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True love.
Miracles.

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It doesn't sound too bad.
I'll try and stay awake.

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Oh. Well, thank you very much.
Very nice of you.

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Your vote of confidence
is overwhelming. All right.

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"The Princess Bride",
by S. Morgenstern.

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Chapter One.

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Buttercup was raised on a small farm
in the country of Florin.

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Her favorite pastimes were
riding her horse

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and tormenting the farm boy that worked there.

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His name was Westley,
but she never called him that.

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Isn't that a wonderful beginning?

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Yeah. It's really good.

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Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure
as ordering Westley around.

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Farm boy.
Polish my horse's saddle.

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I want to see my face
shining in it by morning.

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As you wish.

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"As you wish"
was all he ever said to her.

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Farm Boy. Fill these with water --

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please.

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As you wish.

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That day, she was amazed to discover
that when he was saying, "As you wish,"

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what he meant was,
"I love you."

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And even more amazing was the day
she realized she truly loved him back.

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Farm Boy,

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fetch me that pitcher.

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As you wish.

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Hold it, hold it.