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what's that?

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Santa's cell phone number.

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How'd you get that?

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I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf,

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and if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa,

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and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas.

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You willing to risk that?

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Okay. Let's get this over with.

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Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block,

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brought a spicy paella.

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Since her modeling days in New York,

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Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food...

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and rich men.

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Carlos, who worked in mergersnd acquisitions,

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proposed on their third date.

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Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes,

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but she soon discovered this happened

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every time Carlos closed the big deal.

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Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.

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However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.

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If you talk to Al Mason at this thing,

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I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace.

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He let me know how much he paid for his wife's new convertible.

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Why don't I just pin the receipt to my chest?

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Look, just work it into the conversation.

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There's no way I can just work that in, Carlos.

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Why not?

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At the Donoghue party, everyone was talking mutual funds,

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and you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield.

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I'm telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.

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Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down, please?

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Absolutely. We wouldn't want them to think we're not happy.

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Bree van de Kamp, who lives next door,

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brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.

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Bree was known for her cooking,

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and for making her own clothes,

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and for doing her own gardening,

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and for reupholstering her own furniture.

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Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood,

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and everyone on Wisteria lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.

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Everyone, that is, except her own family.

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Paul. Zachary.

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Hello, mrs. Van De Kamp.

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Bree, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble.

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It was no trouble at all.

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Now, the basket with the red ribbon is filled with desserts for your guests,

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but the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary.

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It's got rolls, muffins, breakfast-type things.

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Thank you.

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Well, the least I could do is