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Can I borrow it tomorrow?

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You want to borrow my car?

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Just for a couple of hours.

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Well, I'm not sure.
Do you know how to drive a stick?

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Yes, I think so. I learned in college.

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It's like riding a bike, right?

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I'm not sure, dear.

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It's no big deal.

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It's just for a couple of hours.

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I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year.

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First off, I'm very pleased with the work
we've done in our sessions thus far.

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We're making excellent progress.

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Thank you. I feel really good about it.

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But there are a few areas of your
marriage we haven't covered yet.

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Oh, really? Like what?

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Um...

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I've told Dr. Goldfine our private
sessions that I'm not happy with our sex life.

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And Rex feels that when the two
of you have intercourse,

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you're not as connected as you could be.

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Connected?

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Well, yeah.

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It's like you're thinking about other things.

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Is your hair getting messed up,
did you remember to buy the tooth paste?

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You're just not there.

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This kind of disconnect is often
a symptom of a deeper problem.

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So we were talking, and the idea
of a sexual surrogate came up.

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This is a licensed professional
who'd work with you as a couple

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on solving whatever sexual problems you may be having.

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I have an excellent referral.

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Hmm. And what would this sexual surrogate person do?

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Well, she would coach us.

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She.

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She's very discreet.
You'll hardly notice she's there.

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Oh.

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So she would be in the room with us
while we make love?

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Yes, helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential.

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Hmm.

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Do you have any questions?

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Just one.

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How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last?

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Because it is really starting to tick me off.

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All right, everyone's down for a nap.

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We've got no more than an hour.

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Let's get cracking.

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5-card draw, nothing wild.

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So how is it going with Mike, Susan?

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It's going, finally.

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We have our first official date next week.

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I think he's taking me to see a play or something.

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Might I suggest the Barcliff Academy
production of "Little Red Riding Hood"?