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You remember what it was like dating teenage boys.

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V aguely.

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Thank you.

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No, you tell that son of a bitch Tanaka
that if he doesn't call me in an hour,

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I'm going to go down to his office,
find him, and kick his ass.

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Ladies.

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Trouble at work?

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I don't know what his problem is.

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He's making money left and right.

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I just wish he'd relax.

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Crap, crap, crap.

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I'm telling you, all of the good dresses are taken.

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Now what the hell am I supposed to wear?

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Well, Mrs. Huber never showed up.

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Why don't you wear this one?

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This is an old lady dress.

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You won't even be able to see my body.

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That is so like you, Edie.
You're always thinking of others.

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So why isn't Mrs. Huber here?

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Last I heard, she went to visit her sister.

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I just can't believe that Martha
would agree to wear this.

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She always said she'd never
be caught dead in black.

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Sadly for Mrs. Huber,

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this was no longer the case.

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Hey, mom.

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Julie, you'll never guess who you got a letter from.

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Zach. Isn't that weird --him writing you?

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Yeah.

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Well, open. Open, open, open.

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He -- he could have said something about Dana.

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I'll read it later.

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Later? What's wrong with now?

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I've got tons of homework, mom.

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Julie, what's going on?

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This isn't the first letter I've gotten from Zach.

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We've been writing each other
the last couple of weeks.

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Are you mad?

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No.

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Just when I was your age, my pen pal lived on
a farm in Ohio, not in a mental institution.

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You know, that letter is one notch above prison mail.

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Zach's not crazy.

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He's just upset over his mom, and his dad
doesn't even seem to care.

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He just needs a friend.

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I packed the diapers,

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I'm getting the juice boxes and the carrot sticks --

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sunscreen?

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Got it.

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I go pick up the boys, we hit the park,

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and that should give you a good couple of hours.

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Enjoy the vacation.