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That's a rationalization, and you know it.

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See you at the show.

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Okay, honey. There you go.

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How many nannies did you interview?

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10. 10, each one more incompetent than the last.

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One actually asked me --

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there you go --

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if she was expected to change diapers.

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Good nannies are so hard to find.

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Yeah, that's why I was hoping to take
advantage of your expertise.

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Oh, lord. What do you want me to do?

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All your rich friends have nannies -- A-list nannies.

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I need to catch one --

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here you go --

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without their bosses.

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Why?

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So I can poach me one.

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Lynette --

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look, at my old job, we didn't wait
for good people to come to us.

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We went out and raided other companies.

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I don't see why it should be different
when you're hiring a nanny.

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I understand that good help is hard to find, but
stealing a family's nanny is so unseemly.

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I'm not twisting anyone's arm.

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If I make a better offer, why shouldn't
a qualified person reap the benefits?

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So come on.

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Where can I score some high-grade nanny?

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Hey, Mrs. Solis.

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I have some awesome news.

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I have some not-so-awesome news, so you go first.

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Broke it off with Danielle.

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I passed her a note during French class.

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So we can be together.

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John, your timing is impeccable.

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What do you mean?

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Susan Mayer saw us last night,
and she knows everything.

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Since the accident, Bree had started to worry her son's
sense of morality was going up in smoke.

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She was right to be concerned.

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Andrew?

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Can I come in?

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Uh, yeah, just a sec.

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Hey.

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What's up?

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Why are you smiling?

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Um, it's just a...

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joke that I heard.

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Oh. What was it about?

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Well, it's kind of dirty, mom.

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Charming.

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What I was wondering is if you've bothered to
spend any time reflecting on the reasons

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that you've been grounded and all the pain