501
You know, our mothers were smart.

502
They didn't get us nannies or put us in day care
because they knew if they did, we'd find out

503
there are other women out there
who are better mothers than they were.

504
You know, I had a nanny for a while
growing up -- Mrs. Muntz.

505
You had a nanny?

506
Well, actually, she was more like a
court-appointed social worker.

507
My mom did a little time.

508
She had a thing for bourbon and shoplifting.

509
Oh. Sorry.

510
Oh, Muntz was a hard-ass --no mercy.

511
In fact, she was such a disciplinarian
that when my mom made parole,

512
I was actually happy to see her.

513
Really?

514
Yeah.

515
Lesser of two evils.

516
Huh.

517
Anyway, I got to find a key.

518
- See you later.
- Bye.

519
Thanks for your help with Zach before.

520
Oh, it's my pleasure.

521
I hope he comes out of this okay.

522
He's a little squirrelly, but seems like a good kid.

523
Yeah.

524
So how's Julie taking all this?

525
Not well.

526
She accused me of not being a good mother.

527
Oh, you're a great mom.

528
Well, she was sort of right.

529
After my divorce, I really leaned on her a lot.

530
Seems natural.

531
And I still kind of do it.

532
I just want somebody to talk to about all
my adult stuff, and she's right there,

533
and she just acts so mature. I forget she's 13.

534
Well, the good news is that from now on,

535
if you ever want to talk to somebody
about grown-up stuff, you got me.

536
Well, I can't talk to you about everything.

537
Oh.

538
What if I want to talk about the big crush I have
on the plumber that lives across the street?

539
Big crush, huh?

540
Oh, yeah.

541
Wow, you'd have to tell me more.

542
Well, um... he's got a smile that's to die for,

543
and don't get me started on his tattoo.

544
Thanks.

545
Oh, Bree.

546
What a-a nice surprise.

547
Would you like to come in?

548
Well, that depends.

549
Are you having an affair with my husband?

550
Would you like some more potatoes?