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I've printed out maps if anyone needs one,
and the dress is semi-formal.
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You know, Edie, I'd love to go,
but, um, I just got back into modeling,
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You know, just for fun, and I have a gig tomorrow.
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I can't leave them hanging.
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I wish I would have known earlier.
I would have arranged a sitter.
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Darn, I have to take Rex to his angiogram.
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Hmm.
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Well, Mayer? What's your excuse?
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Um, just, you know, busy stuff.
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Well, your friends are much better liars.
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Okay, mommy's friends are gone now, and you can --
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Oh.
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Ow! Ow!
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Well, yeah, I know it hurts,
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but that's what you get when you let your brothers
put bubble gum in your hair -- pain and misery.
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Are you mad at me?
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Yes. Yes, I am mad at you.
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Ow! Ow.
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And I'm also cranky. You know how
you get when you haven't taken a nap?
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Well, mommies are the same way.
We need our downtime, and if we don't get it --
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Sorry.
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We end up saying and doing things
which we don't normally do.
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Ow.
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And that's frustrating for me, too,
'cause I do want to be the best mommy I can be.
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I think you're the best mommy in the world.
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Well, that's sweet of you, but... it's not exactly true.
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I was so afraid when I suggested a picnic
that you'd make fun of me,
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But I just think it's such a lovely, old-fashioned
way to spend an afternoon.
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Well, as it happens, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.
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Oh, and we got so lucky with the weather.
It's just absolutely --
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You know, your lunch hour's almost up.
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We probably should be getting
you back to the pharmacy.
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Wait.
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I've had such a good time these last few days,
I just want to show my appreciation.
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Another gift? I hope it's not another orchid.
They're so expensive.
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Relax. This didn't cost me a dime.
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Okay.
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George, you shouldn't have.
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This... is a 9-millimeter luger p08.
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From the moment you said you were in the NRA,
I knew I wanted to give it to you.
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I can't accept this, George.
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This is an antique. It's too valuable.
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It's okay. My grandpa left it to me.
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It was surrendered to him by
a soldier during World War II,
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and since I don't know how to shoot...
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It's so lovely.
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I mean, look at that handle.
Is that mother-of-pearl?
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I think so. Only the officers'
models had that.
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Do you really like it?
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Oh, absolutely.