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Well, um, we don't want
to be late for the game.

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Nice to meet you.

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Hey.

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I'm not speaking
to you.

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Didn't like
the settlement talks, huh?

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You only demanded the good china
because you know I love it.

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You take our timeshare in aspen,
and I'm vindictive? Come on.

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You'll hardly ever
use that place.

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Hardly? How about never?

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All right, fine.
When I move out,

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I'm going to use your good china
for takeout food.

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Yeah -- pizza,
spare ribs...

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Well, you know what?
At our next settlement talks,

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I plan on asking
for your golf clubs.

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Isn't divorce fun?

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It's time
for your heart medication.

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You know, I meant what I said
at that meeting.

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I will fire my lawyer tomorrow.
Just give me the word.

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Sweetie,
I think it's too late.

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Why?

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Because you were unfaithful.

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But if you could find a way
to forgive me,

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if we could find a way
to be happy,

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wouldn't you want that?

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[ sighs ] You know
what I really, truly want?

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Revenge.

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I mean, if somehow we could
level the playing field,

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then, um, maybe I could
find a way to come back.

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Ha ha ha ha.

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So what does that mean,
you want to have an affair?

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Okay, uh...

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So who are we
talking about here --

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your dopey pharmacist?

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Would that
hurt you, Rex,

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if I slept
with another man?

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It would devastate me.

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Here you go.

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Bree, you --
you can't possibly --

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Rex, time to take
your medicine.

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[ telephone rings ]

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[ ring ]

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Julie: I got it!

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Julie: She doesn't hate you.
My mom just worries.

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Zach: She thinks
I'm crazy.

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No, she doesn't.

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Well, maybe a little.

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You didn't tell her
what I told you, did you?

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About what happened
to Dana?

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Zach, I can
keep a secret.

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I promise
I will never tell her.