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You know what I really, truly want?

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Revenge.

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I mean, if somehow we could level the playing field,
then, um, maybe I could find a way to come back.

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So what does that mean, you want to have an affair?

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Okay, uh... so who are we talking about here --
your dopey pharmacist?

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Would that hurt you, Rex, if I slept with another man?

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It would devastate me.

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Here you go.

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Bree, you --you can't possibly --

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Rex, time to take your medicine.

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I got it!

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She doesn't hate you. My mom just worries.

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She thinks I'm crazy.

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No, she doesn't.

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Well, maybe a little.

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You didn't tell her what I told you, did you?

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About what happened to Dana?

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Zach, I can keep a secret.

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I promise I will never tell her.

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What's that noise?

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Hi. W-what are you doing here?

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I was walking outside, and I saw you in the window.

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I was surprised. I never thought
of you as a diner person.

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I'm not. The coffee's just dreadful, and --

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Well, it's late, and I needed to get out of the house,
and it was the only place still open.

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Yeah.

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I didn't mean to interrupt.

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George?

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Would you like to join me for a dreadful cup of coffee?

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It was my first week in college, and I went to a meeting
of the young republicans where Rex gave a speech,

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and I went up to him afterward and introduced myself

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and told him that I agreed with
his stance on the death penalty.

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He took me out to a diner, and, uh...

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We stayed uptill 2:00 in the morning talking about big
government, gun control... and illegal immigration.

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Oh, it was just -- t was just such a magical night,

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and I knew by the time he got me back to my dorm hat
one day, I was going to be Mrs. Rex Van De Kamp.

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Wow.

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And even now, you know, after the betrayal, I --
I know that we're supposed to be together, but...