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John, you're a toy.
You and me -- no future.

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Once some things are said...

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Remember what it was like
to work a 60-hour week?

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You can't take them back.

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You are never going
to get somebody who cares

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as much about finding Deirdre
as I do.

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You shot yourself?

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Pretty lame, huh?

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The damage is already done.
Mom!

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You're not taking her
away from me.

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Get out.

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I needed you
to see something.

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They said they stole it
from Mike's garage.

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Is that blood?

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Bree van de Kamp
believed

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in old-fashioned values.

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Things like respect for god...

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the importance of family...

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and love of country.

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In fact, Bree believed
so strongly in her values,

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It was always a shock
whenever she was confronted

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With those who didn't.

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It's not mine.

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You promised
the cheating had stopped, Rex.

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You promised.

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Could we not yell
at each other?

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I'm feeling
really lousy today.

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I want you
out of the house!

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Bree, look at me.

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It's not mine.

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Well, then,
whose is it?

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It just didn't magically
appear in my laundry basket.

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Well, I'm not the only guy
in this house

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That uses that hamper.

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No.

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Sorry.

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Andrew is still a child.

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He's 16.
it's not unheard of.

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Honey, you have to
talk to him.

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And tell him what?

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Tell him that
we found his condom,

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and that he is forbidden
from, you know...

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I can absolutely tell him
that we think he's too young,

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but I don't think
it's going to do any good.

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Well, then, the least we can do
is go search his room,

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And if we find any more
of these, we'll confiscate them.

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And that will
accomplish what?

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Well, if we take away
his condoms, maybe --

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He's a teenage boy.
We could take away his penis,

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He'd still try
to have sex.