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Yeah.

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You've been spending
a lot of time together lately,

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haven't you?

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I guess.

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Oh, uh, Andrew,

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I'm going to want you home
by 11:00 on Saturday.

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11:00?

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Mom, it's not even
a school night.

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Bree, a curfew isn't
going to do any good.

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You may be able to abdicate all
your parental responsibility,

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But I cannot.

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What --
What's going on here?

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Would this have to do with
the condom you left in my room?

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As a matter of fact,
it does,

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And just so we're clear,
if you get Lisa pregnant,

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You will marry her.

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Ha ha.

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Andrew,
this is not funny.

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Mom, trust me --
this is very funny,

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mostly because
the condom wasn't mine.

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You suck,
you know that?

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So obviously
we need to talk.

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I'm still a virgin,
if that's what you want to know.

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Well, good.

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But why on earth
would you need a condom?

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Because I'm planning
on having sex,

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and I don't want
to get pregnant.

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Danielle, you are president
of the Abstinence Club.

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I wasn't planning
on running for a second term.

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John.

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John Rowland? I thought
you broke up with him.

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No, he broke up with me,

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and you want to know why?
Because I wouldn't do it.

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Well, if that's the type of boy
he is, then good riddance.

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Mom, every boy at my school
is that type of boy.

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Besides...

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It's different with John.

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I love him.

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Oh, sweetheart,

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just because
you give a boy sex

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doesn't mean
you'll get love in return.

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So maybe
I'm being stupid.

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What's the big deal?
It's just sex.

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Honey, I am looking out
for your happiness.

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Now, I understand
what it's like to be young

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and feel urges,

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but I waited until
I got married,

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as did your father,
and it was so much better.

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But daddy ended up
cheating on you.

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Yes, well...