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I'm such an idiot!
And you're such a liar!

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Oh, and apparently a killer!

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Throughout even the most respectable of neigbourhoods,
you can hear the sound of scandal.

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Some scandals announce themselves with a shout, ...

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Ida!
Ida Greenberg, that is not your paper!

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...some with a whisper...

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Throw me a 20, and I'll hook you up with free porn.

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...and some with a bang.

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Get the hell out of my life!

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And once in a great while,
there comes a scandal

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so deliciously sordid
its roar drowns out all other noise.

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Does your husband know how many men
pay for the privilege of sleeping in this bed?

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There's not a lot of sleeping going on.

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Not if I'm doing my job right.

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So, how do you want to get started?

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With these.

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Well! That's gonna cost you extra.

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Maisy Gibbons, you're under arrest for solicitation.

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What?

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Please don't place your hands on the bed.

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I'm sorry, I have to ask you to leave. Now.

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Hey!

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Get off me!

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This is entrapment!
- Right.

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You all are making a gigantic mistake.

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Yeah.
Hey fellows, there's one for your memoirs.

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Hey!

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Come on, lady!
- No! Don't you touch me!

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Get your hands off me!
- Take it easy, Ms Gibbons.

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Yes, the scandalous arrest of Maisy Gibbons

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would soon prove to be the shot
heard round the world.

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-- Episode 16 --
THE LADIES WHO LUNCH

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Take it easy now.
- Don't you put me in here!

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It is often said that good news travels fast.

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But as every housewife knows,
bad news moves quite a bit faster.

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Tish? Hey.
You are not going to believe this.

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Maisy Gibbons was arrested.
- You cannot be serious.

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Did you hear about Maisy?