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If you did, those displays of friendship
must have slipped my mind.

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Maisy, I didn't mention your financial troubles
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it would embarass you.
- Yes, but it would have been much better than silence.

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I have $14,000 in that account.
It can all be yours.

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I'm not interested.

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But you do get credit for one thing:
you came to visit me.

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Even if it was for an ulteriour motive.
None of the girls in the club even bothered.

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I've been abandoned. I guess that happens
when you become the town whore.

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Oh sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore;

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but because you weren't all that nice to begin with.

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Who is it?   - It's Edie!
- Edie, not now, I'm busy.

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Hi!
- Or just come on in.

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What are you doing?
- I decided my life is way too complicated,

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so I'm simplifying.

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I'm getting rid of the clutter.
- Ooo.

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I was on vacation.
It made sense at the time.

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OK, not to be rude, but is there a reason you're here?

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I feel bad about what you're going through with Mike.

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Don't worry, I won't date him.
- Doesn't matter any more.

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Don't get me wrong: I still have every intention of sleeping with him.

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Some mountains are meant to be climbed.

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I need to learn to keep my doors locked.

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How long have you been sitting here?
- I don't know, 5 minutes, give or take 3 hours...

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That's it. Get up. Get dressed.
- Why?

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Because you're coming with me.
It's time to get wasted.

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Happy hour started 45 minutes ago.

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Why would I go anywhere with you?

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Because that's what normal women do
when they get depressed.

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They put on short skirts,
they go to bars with their girlfriends,

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maybe have one too many, and make out
with some strange man in the back of a dark alley.

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Wow.
- Oh come on. It'll be fun! I swear. Come on!

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Why do you even care?
- I never said I cared. It's just --

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I guess I know what it's like
to have your heart stomped on.

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OK. Give me a minute to change my clothes.

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And don't forget to do something
with that skanky hair.

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You're a little scary with them.

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Aah, look at him.
- Not my type.

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I know the pickings are slim,
but isn't there someone you're attracted to?

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I hate them all.

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Look at them leering at us.
So damn cocky, like they know they have the upper hand.

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What? We have the upper hand.
Without us they have nothing.

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Maybe 15 years ago, not anymore.

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Now we're just lonely and desperate,
and they know it.

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They just sit there ??weigh their pumps??.
Waiting for us to take any crumb

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they're willing to throw our way.

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I don't want crumbs, I want Mike!

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Hi! I'm gonna spending the whole night with her,
so I'll be needing a lot more of these.

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I'm sorry. It's just so hard to find a guy like Mike.

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I know in my heart he didn't kill Mrs Hoover.

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OK, let's say Mike's a peach
and he didn't kill Martha.