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Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member.

山姆，希德尼正挨家挨户推销他所属的一家慈善机构的彩券以筹募基金，

One morning found him knocking on the door of old Mrs. Sullivan.

有一天早上他敲了苏利文太太的门。

"Good morning, Mrs. Sullivan, I represent the South Savannah Singing and Social Society',event)">Society," said Sam.

“您早!苏利文太太，我是代表南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会的。”

"What's it that you say?" croaked the old lady.

“你说什么啊?，’老太太大声问道。

"I SAY I'M SELLING RAFFLE TICKETS FOR THE SOUTH SAVANNAH SING-ING AND SOCIAI, SOCIETY',event)">SOCIETY ! "

“我说我正为南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会卖彩券!”

"Eh?"

“哦?”

"RAFFLE TICKETS! SOUTH SAVANNAH SINGING AND SOCIAL SOCIETY',event)">SOCIETY ! "

“彩券!南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会!”

"You'll have to speak up, young man; there's no use mumbling. ',

“你应当说大声点，年轻人，喃喃低语是没用的。”

"Well, fuck you, Mrs. Sullivan," said Sam under his breath as he turned away.

“喔!干××，苏利文太太!”山姆离开时屏气说。

Mrs. Sullivan closed the door and said, "Well, fuck the South Savannah Singing and Social Society',event)">Society. "

苏利文太太关门说道： “去你妈的，南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会!”