123 Early to Bed, Early to Rise “Early to bed, early to rise,“ so goes an old saying. But how many of us are in the habit of doing that? Not many, I b...
121 Kick the Habit There are millions of people all over the world who smoke. Most of these smokers have tried to quit smoking at least once in their ...
120It’sTooLate Amotherandherchildarewalkingalongthestreet. (C=child;M=mother;W=waiterinarestaurant) C:Mom,Ineedtogotothewashroom. M:Uh-oh!Can’tyouwait...
122CandyHelps? CandyistryingtogetherboyfriendBennytoquitsmoking. (C=Candy;B=Benny) C:Benny,yourbreathsmellslikeanashtray.You’vegottostopsmoking! B:Ikn...
119Where’sthetoilet? You’rewalkingalongthestreet.Youneedtogotothewashroomdesss……perately.Whatdoyoudo?Ifyoucan’tcontrolyourself,youcouldbeembarrassedto...
118WhataGrouch! BarnyandSallyarehusbandandwife.They’rehavingdinner. (B=Barny;S=Sally) B:Thesewaterdumplingstasteliketennisballs. S:Butthey’reyourfavor...
115 A Very Special Juice A Very Special Juice and the Golden Fountain are the titles of two books. They have sold hundreds of thousands of copies. Can...
117 Cheer Up! Grouchy people are always complaining for no reason. Do you have a husband or boyfriend like that? Is he driving you crazy with his comp...
114MuscularMyFoot! Jillistalkingtoherboyfriend,Mack. (J=Jill;M=Mack) J:You’dbetterwatchyourdiet,Mack.You’regettingreallyfat! M:It’salright.I’mnotfat.I...
116IPreferMyOwnBrand JennyandFrankareatacoffeeshop. (F=Frank;J=Jenny) F:Didyoureadaboutthe“specialjuice,“Jenny? J:Yeah.Isn’titdisgusting? F:Well,whatg...