Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两...
Once there was a blind. 从前有个瞎子。One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. 一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋The dog barked for...
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。“Listen,“ said the shoplifter, “I know you ...
miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hai...
the squad were having “visual training“. one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field....
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, “Do you agree that 'Time is money'?“当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是...
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.小男孩：爸爸，我想结婚。Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?爸爸打趣地问道：噢!谁是你心中合适的人选?Little boy: Grandma.小男孩：奶...
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？Student: I c...
one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now,...
“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,“ observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California Stat...