At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage.在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。A fly was released, and with an ar...
Good News And Bad News “There's good news and bad news,“ the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。“I could sure use some good n...
Two robbers were robbing a hotel.两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。The first robber said, “I hear sirens. Jump!“第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧!”The second one said, “But we're on ...
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger...
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。He takes his first sip and sets it down. 他喝了一口放下。While he is looking around the bar, 当他环视酒吧时，a ...
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,个女学生坐在座位上，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里and was busily chewing gum,嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，when the teache...
Ivan came home with a bloody nose 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。and his mother asked, “What happened?“他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”“A kid bit me,“ replied Ivan.“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。“Would ...
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one S...
The two children had also not been able to sleep for hunger, and had heard what their step-mother had said to their father. Gretel wept bitter tears, ...
Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, 小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，he told me to give up my seat to a lady.“他叫我让座给一位女士。”“Y...