113HeavyandChubby Watchout,allyouchubbyguysoutthere!Ifyoucontinuetoovereat,youmightbejustlikeMichaelHebrank. He’s43yearsold.Hecan’twalk.Hecanstandupfo...
116IPreferMyOwnBrand JennyandFrankareatacoffeeshop. (F=Frank;J=Jenny) F:Didyoureadaboutthe“specialjuice,“Jenny? J:Yeah.Isn’titdisgusting? F:Well,whatg...
114MuscularMyFoot! Jillistalkingtoherboyfriend,Mack. (J=Jill;M=Mack) J:You’dbetterwatchyourdiet,Mack.You’regettingreallyfat! M:It’salright.I’mnotfat.I...
117 Cheer Up! Grouchy people are always complaining for no reason. Do you have a husband or boyfriend like that? Is he driving you crazy with his comp...
115 A Very Special Juice A Very Special Juice and the Golden Fountain are the titles of two books. They have sold hundreds of thousands of copies. Can...
118WhataGrouch! BarnyandSallyarehusbandandwife.They’rehavingdinner. (B=Barny;S=Sally) B:Thesewaterdumplingstasteliketennisballs. S:Butthey’reyourfavor...
119Where’sthetoilet? You’rewalkingalongthestreet.Youneedtogotothewashroomdesss……perately.Whatdoyoudo?Ifyoucan’tcontrolyourself,youcouldbeembarrassedto...
122CandyHelps? CandyistryingtogetherboyfriendBennytoquitsmoking. (C=Candy;B=Benny) C:Benny,yourbreathsmellslikeanashtray.You’vegottostopsmoking! B:Ikn...
120It’sTooLate Amotherandherchildarewalkingalongthestreet. (C=child;M=mother;W=waiterinarestaurant) C:Mom,Ineedtogotothewashroom. M:Uh-oh!Can’tyouwait...
121 Kick the Habit There are millions of people all over the world who smoke. Most of these smokers have tried to quit smoking at least once in their ...