1. Anyone who puts milk in FIRST:

那些先倒牛奶再放燕麦的人==

2. Anyone who DISRESPECTS fries like this:

你想过薯条的感受吗？

3. Anyone who VIOLATES a poor, helpless stick of cheese:

可怜无助的起司棒。

4. People who think this is somehow OKAY:

童鞋，这样也木有问题吗？

5. Or allow this to happen to a poor, DEFENSELESS slice of ‘za:

谁教你这样对待一片可怜又无助的披萨的！

6. Or, LORD HAVE MERCY, let this happen:

仁慈的上帝，你竟然对此坐视不理！

7. Anyone who COMPLETELY disregards the rules for eating a Kit Kat:

可以这样吃巧克力的奇葩。

8. Or anyone that eats a taco like this:

这货是这样吃玉米卷的！

9. Or goes against all that’s PURE and GOOD in the world and eats a burrito like this:

你这样吃玉米煎饼简直是违和！

10. People with the GALL to dip cookies in orange juice:

有胆子把饼干蘸着橙汁吃的奇葩们！