业界毒瘤迪士尼动画里的黑时尚害人不浅
业界毒瘤迪士尼真的害人不浅，不光越来越发展成硬核表情包的供应商，而且还经常做些给小盆友树立错误三观的事儿。
这回，英语君就来给大家盘点盘点迪士尼的那些黑时尚知识。
1. When They Made Us Believe a Fork Makes a Good Hairbrush.
1. 就是这样让我们相信叉子和梳子一样好使。
We’ve all tried to repeat this at some point, much to our parents’ disgust and amusement.
我们多多少少都试过，结果要么是把粑粑麻麻给刺激到，要么是终生成为他们的笑点。
2. When They Made Dress Construction Look Magically Easy.
2. 这时候衣服构造就简单得出奇。
The fairies would have killed on Project Runway.
这些仙女在《天桥风云》里估计能把评委闪瞎。
3. Same Goes with Alterations.
3. 衣服改良一样如此。
Sure, they were magical speaking mice and birds.
不过毕竟，这是些神奇的会说话的老鼠和鸟。
4. When the Shoe Always Fit Perfectly.
4. 这时候鞋子总是正好合脚。
They don’t. More lies.
而这显然并没有发生。都是骗子。
5. When They Made Us Believe We Could Give Ourselves Flawless Haircuts.
5. 这让我们相信我们可以自己倒腾出完美的发型。
They should have put a disclaimer — "Do not try this at home".
就应该张贴免责声明——“请不要在家里尝试”。
6. When Picking the Perfect Accessory Was Easy as Pie.
6. 选最佳饰品轻而易举。
If only a gold tiara could pull every outfit together.
如果真的只要戴个金王冠就能搞定所有搭配就好了。
7. When They Made Accentuating One’s Waist Look so Simple.
7. 这让强调腰线看上去易如反掌。
Lies, lies, lies.
谎言，谎言，都是骗人的。
8. When Lipstick and Eyeliner Went on Perfectly in one Brush Stroke.
8. 唇膏和眼线都可以一笔完美成型。
This never happens.
从来就不可能。
9. When They Lied about What Wind Does to Hair.
9. 他们还告诉你风对头发的作用是这样的。
10. When Disney Had Us Believe a Hair Fix Was This Obvious and Simple.
10. 迪士尼让我们相信编头发简单易行。
11. When Finding the Perfect Wedding Dress Was as Easy as Kissing the Groom.
11. 找到完美结婚礼服就和亲吻新浪一样容易。
