爆笑:外国警察蜀黍逗比起来连自己都怕
Sometimes we forget what a tough and dangerous job they have, and at the end of the day, they are normal people too!
有时我们忘了他们的工作是艰辛而危险的,但结束工作之后,他们也是普通人。
So to keep spirits up, police have to have a pretty good sense of humor. And if you check out this list compiled by Bored Panda, you will see that they most certainly do. From poking fun at their donut-based stereotypes, to ingeniously creative and funny social media ‘warnings,’ scroll down below to see the ultimate examples of good cop. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites too!
为了保持自己昂扬的士气,警察不得不保持很好的幽默感。如果你看看这张Bored Panda列出来的清单,你会发现他们的幽默感真的很不错。从用甜甜圈的老梗来吐槽队友,到独出心裁而诙谐的社交网络“警告”,往下翻,你会看到好警察的终极范例。别忘了给自己最喜爱的图片投票哟。
1. When The Protestors Cancel Because Of The Snow But You And The Other Riot Police Are Already Geared Up.
游行示威的人因为下雪取消了活动,但你和其他的防爆警察已经武装好了。
2.My Iguana Ran Away Out The Back Door. The Police Dept Found Him. I Had To Pick Up My Iguana From Jail.
我的髭鳞蜥从后门跑出去了。警官先生找到了他。我不得不到监狱去保释他。
3. I Started Chatting With A Local Police Officer Today, And Asked Him What I Could Do To Let My Parents Know I Was Having A Good Time At My First Day Of College. He Suggested Taking This Photo.
今天我和一个地方警官聊起来了。我问他我该做些什么,让我的父母知道我在大学的第一天过得很开心。他建议我拍这张照片。
4.Police Dog Rating.
警犬定级。
5.Police In Montreal Are Refusing To Wear Their Work Pants As A Part Of A Labor Dispute.
蒙大拿州的警官正在处理劳资纠纷,他们拒绝穿自己的制裤
6. May The Force Be With You.
愿原力与你同在
7.Doggo Joke
狗狗的笑话:
Doggo:Hello, I’d like to report a missing owner.
狗狗:你好,我想报告一起主人失踪案。
Officer:How long have they been missing?
警官:他们失踪多久了?
Doggo:12 seconds.
狗狗:12秒。
8.Lincoln, CA Police Departament Running Into Trap.
加利福尼亚警局林肯警官走进了陷阱
9.Wear Your Seatbelt
记得带上安全带哟。
10.Look Who Grew Up!
女大十八变!
Look who grew up! Jix doesn’t quite fit on the desk like she used to,but is a lot more alert on night shifts now.
女大十八变!Jix不能像以前那样舒适地躺在桌子上了,不过现在值夜班的时候警惕多了。[/cn
11. Driver Breathalysed By Police For Suspicious Behavior
[cn]司机行为可疑,交警对其进行呼吸测试。Officer asked the drivers parents if she had been drinking. They replied she’d had a couple of bottles that morning.
警官问司机的父母她是否喝过酒。他们回答说她当天早上喝了好几瓶。
12.Police Partners
警官搭档
13. This Policeman Though
不过是这个警官哟
Hey Rashad Coleman you dropped your phone earlier running from me,you can pick it up at 26th California.
嘿,Rashad Coleman你刚才逃跑的时候掉了你的手机,你可以在加州26分局找到它。
14.Reykjavik’s Police Department Instagram Is Awesome
雷克雅末克的警局公众号太暖了。
15.Vehicle Log
车辆报损登记
Location of vehicle
车辆所在地:车库
Location of vehicle keys
车钥匙所在地:车库
Vehicle defect(s)
车辆损坏:
Siren broken-keeps beeping instead of the normal wooooowoooo and neeeenorrrr
警笛坏了——不停“嘀嘀”叫,而不是正常的“呜呜”或“噢噢”叫
A faulted vehicle log from an ARV officer
一份武装应变机动车警察的车辆损毁报告
16.Pixar Presents: Police Cars
皮克斯礼物:警车
17. This Dove Getting Parma Police Protection After Laying Her 2 Eggs In A Cruiser
这只鸽子在巡逻车里下了两个蛋,警方用一把紫色的伞把它保护了起来。
18. Yesterday A Swedish Police Officer Borrowed A Snow Sled From Some Neighborhood Kids
昨天一位瑞典尽管向邻家的孩子们借了一个雪橇
19. From Police Pupper To Professional Doggo
从警察蜀黍的小狗狗到警犬
20.Police Stop At A Canadian Half Marathon
警察来巡视一场加拿大马拉松半场跑
21. I'm At A Wedding. Both Bride And Groom Are Police Officers. This Is What They Are Serving
我参加了一场婚礼。新娘和新郎都是警察。这是他们提供的喜宴。
(翻译:小木)