What are the differences between dogs and cats, if you have both a cat and a dog in your home?

如果你家既有猫也有狗，那猫狗有什么区别？

获得1.4k好评的回答@Bushra Khan：

I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've observed:

–我现在有2只狗和25只猫，以下就是我发现的一些区别

1.When you pet them

1.抚摸它们时

Dog - “Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing.

”狗：“哦，我喜欢被抚摸，太舒服了，我喜欢你主人，我太爱你了，你真好。”

Cat - “ I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed.

”猫：“我想让你摸，但也想挠你手看你流血。”

2. When you feed them

2.喂它们时

Dog - “ This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.

”狗：“这是世界上最好吃的东西，我太开心了，我告诉过你我爱你主人了吗？我太爱你了。”

Cat - “ I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.

”猫：“我不喜欢这个吃的，我想吃墙上那只蜥蜴或者狗粮，但不管怎样我会吃掉这个，然后吐到地毯上，你应该高兴才对。”

3. When they break something

3.弄坏东西时

Dog - “ I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.

”狗：“我很抱歉，主人，我再也不这样做了，我是个坏狗狗。

Cat - “ I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.

” 猫：“我要把桌子上这个也弄掉，把所有东西都撕碎，我才是上帝。”

4. On meeting visitors

4.来客人时

Dog - “ Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.

”狗：“哦！是主人的朋友，我也爱你，你想在我们的花园里玩吗？你想看看我的床吗？你可以拿我最喜欢的袜子，我太兴奋了。”

Cat - “ F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.

”猫：“不！走开，趁我没把房子烧掉赶紧离开这儿。”

5. When you call them

5.叫它们时

Dog - “ I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.

”狗：“我听见你叫了，我太开心了就跑过来了，我爱你主人，谢谢你叫我的名字，我知道你爱我。”

Cat - “ What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?

”猫：“这个蠢人到底叫我干什么？”

6. When you come back home

6.你回家时

Dog - “ You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.

”狗：“你离开的时间太长了，我太想你了，我以为你走了呢，我真开心你没死，我爱你。”

Cat - “ Feed me!!

”猫：“赶紧喂我！！”

7. Kind of presents

7.送你礼物

Dog - “ I've brought these dirty socks for you. I’ve some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.

”狗：“我给你带来了这些脏袜子，还有些木棍和旧报纸，都送给你。”

Cat - “ I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I’ve a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.

”猫：“我把这只死老鼠放你枕头上是为了给你惊喜，如果你想要的话还有只鸟，这是我最喜欢的树叶，可以送给你。”

Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very much!

除了这些区别之外，猫和狗还是都很爱主人的！

（翻译：菲菲）