1. What's wrong with the world? I've just counted ten fat people. No, eleven.

这世界肿么了？我已经看到十个肥佬了。（往同伴一看）哦不，11个。

适用场合：天下胖子不嫌多，走过路过不要错过。

2. Why am I always better at the things that you don't want to do? I'm not your servant.

为嘛对于你不想干的事儿我总是比较擅长呢？我又不是你的仆人。

Darling, I would never think of you as my servant. I think of you as my housekeeper. It's a more important contribution.

亲爱的，我绝对没把你看作是我的仆人呃。我认为你是我的管家。那个责任可重大多了。

适用场合：理直气壮的让别人端茶送水，也要拿出伊恩爷爷这种架势，还要说的那位心花怒放。

3. You have nothing to be ashamed about, so you hold your head up high. Even though people are going to see you as pathetic and rejected, cast off, abandoned, unlovable.

你没什么好觉得丢脸的，抬头挺胸做人就好，虽然所有人都认为你很可怜，没人爱，被抛弃，被放弃，讨人厌。

适用场合：任何场合绝对适用的补刀好句子，以后“安慰人”的时候千万用上了。

4. Shall I find you something to vomit in, madam?

要我找个东西给您吐一下吗，太太？

适用场合：听着想吐？来来来，我帮您。

5. And I shouldn't have to ask, I should never be looking at an empty cup.

我本不该开口的，但是我的杯子就不该是空的。（快给爷上酒！）

适用场合：伊恩爷爷就是有这种“这事就得给爷办了”的天然气场……既帅又萌萌哒！