1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
钱不是问题，问题是没钱!

2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...
烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫...

3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!

4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.

5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~
谁说我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~

6.the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ...
关于丁字裤：以前，脱下内裤看屁股;现在，拔开屁股看内裤……

7. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
"什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨!"

8. Contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult?
避孕的效果：不成功，便成人?更多信息请访问：http://www.engbus.cn/