CEO & Founder: "So, since you worked at X, you must know Ms Y"

总裁兼创始人：“所以，既然你在X公司工作过，那你一定认识Y女士。”

Me: "Oh, I do know her. Quite a nut case if you ask me".

我：“哦，我当然认识她，要我说，她就是个疯子。”

(4 managing partners around the table, jaw dropped in awe)

（围着桌子坐的四个任事股东惊得下巴都掉了）

CEO: "She is the mother of my child."

总裁：“她是我孩子的妈妈。”

Me: "..."

我：“······”

CEO: "Indeed, she is insane. We split up a few months ago."

总裁：“她确实是个疯子。我们在几个月前离婚了。”

And yes, I got the job.

然后，对，我拿到了那份工作。